ENCYCLOPEDIE OF SLAUGHTERING or " THOUSAND AND ONE WAY OF KILLING A FURBY.
" 1) If your Furby is a woman, say him that it has a large bottom like a truck: the complexes will kill it!
2) Known as with a furby to take to you in its arms, and pulling it's leg while singing " do not have yourself you arm, do not have you arm! "
3) Make look at the official site of Furby to him on Internet: it will die of shame! (www.furby.com)
4) Ask him to work under Windows 98, one day should suffir with its death...
5) Make understand to him that its sexual life is that of a pervert: it is the only animal with piles in behind.
6) take it with a match of the lakers with a scarf of the Bull's...
7) take it with a match of foot..................... that is all................I' does not like foot!
8) Make look at to him all the episodes " DALLAS", nervous breakdown assured.
9) Ask your Furby to present itself to the White house as a young trainee...
10) Ask your Furby to marry an English princess and the come evening, to go to make a ballade in Paris in Mercedes.